Sometimes being this manly stinks.

Found on DoubleViking.com

Pile Driving a Shark is a Level 10 on the Manliness Scale.

The many things that make this story manly:

1. He’s a cabbie in Scotland.

2. He didn’t just kick a man in the balls, he kicked a TERRORIST…who was on FIRE….in the balls.

3. He kicked so hard, he tore a tendon.

4. He was quoted as saying, “I’ve heard people say since that he was shouting ‘Allah!’ but I didn’t hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.”

5. Also quoted as saying, “I don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I’d have leathered those guys with it.”

6. His shoes were taken as evidence.

7. He punched the first terrorist twice in the face before kicking him in the balls.

8. He disemboweled the remaining terrorist with his bare hands, ate his heart and belched fire. (Ok, that part was made up but totally believable after that story.)