Manliest News Headline Ever
The many things that make this story manly:
1. He’s a cabbie in Scotland.
2. He didn’t just kick a man in the balls, he kicked a TERRORIST…who was on FIRE….in the balls.
3. He kicked so hard, he tore a tendon.
4. He was quoted as saying, “I’ve heard people say since that he was shouting ‘Allah!’ but I didn’t hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.”
5. Also quoted as saying, “I don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I’d have leathered those guys with it.”
6. His shoes were taken as evidence.
7. He punched the first terrorist twice in the face before kicking him in the balls.
8. He disemboweled the remaining terrorist with his bare hands, ate his heart and belched fire. (Ok, that part was made up but totally believable after that story.)
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Comment by LolxD — January 29, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
this was a major story in england last year, with the man in question actually voted the person they would most like to by a beer for in a nationwide survey!!
Comment by Shane — January 29, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
Dude,
This went on in Scotland, it said so in the story.
England is another country entirely.
Comment by john — January 29, 2008 @ 5:35 pm
I can’t help it, whenever I look at that headline, I just have to laugh. It’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen!
Comment by Brad — January 30, 2008 @ 12:23 am
Is it me, but kicking a man in the bollocks why he is on fire doesn’t seem like a tough thing to do.
Comment by danny — January 30, 2008 @ 3:03 am
And not a single British tabloid that I saw used “Great Balls of Fire” as a headline. I was so disappointed.
The terrorist’s balls were actually found 3 weeks later by a Crofter in the Hebrides…
Comment by Steve — January 30, 2008 @ 4:16 am
Hehe yeah it’s funny. Please God don’t read that newspaper again, ever; there’s already enough shite around in the world.
At least this story is true I guess…
Comment by Ben — January 30, 2008 @ 5:25 am
This was a major story in BRITAIN as the terrorists tried to bomb Glasgow International Airport, SCOTLAND, when the BAGGAGE HANDLER punched the terroist in the face and knocked him to the ground.
The Daily Record is about as accurate as Chinese whisper.
Comment by Marc — January 30, 2008 @ 7:03 am
He’s a legend here in glasgow.
Comment by Dave — January 30, 2008 @ 8:47 am
Also, where else but scotland would people run TOWARDS an unexploded car bomb to kick the crap out of a guy!
Comment by Dave — January 30, 2008 @ 8:48 am
Shane get the facts right ignorant fool. This story happened in SCOTLAND not England. Scotland, Wales and N.Ireland are not part of england they are part of Great Britian however. Excellent story the guys a crazy legend.
Comment by liam — January 30, 2008 @ 9:13 am
[pedantry] Northern Ireland is not part of Great Britain, but is part of the United Kingdom [/pedantry]
Comment by Stitch — January 30, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
I met that guy in the street the other day. He was acting the big lad so I knocked him spark out with my left hand, set him on fire and kicked him in the Henrys.
He was not so big after that and if any of you fucks want some Its here waiting for I am the hardest man on the internet.
Pussies.
Comment by Woo — January 30, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
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Liam, he never said it happened in England, he just said it was a big story in England, hmm, oddly enough you’re allowed to hear about news even if it didn’t happen in your country, go figure.
Comment by Josh — January 30, 2008 @ 8:17 pm
Shane that isnt who the nation would most want a drink with that was John Smeaton now a national hero for us Scots. He was the one who tackled the terrorist while this man here well he had some moves.
Also the house where the terrorists were based is about a 5 min walk down the street from me. Fun watching the head of stv crap himself when a car backfires
Comment by Kyle — January 31, 2008 @ 1:33 am
Marc,
The baggage handler(John Smeaton) was only one of three guys who went to help the police. He got all the awards and acclaim because he was the only one who talked to the tv crews in the time immediately after the attack. The guy in the newspaper photo isn’t the baggage handler but one of the other two who went to help the police.
Comment by Hamish — January 31, 2008 @ 5:34 am
to everyone havin a go at shane, your lame. It WAS a major story in England. Just because it didnt happen there doesnt mean it wasnt a big story. so why dont you get your facts straight and read whats being said before mouthing off to feel aweseome but sounding like a tosser instead.
Comment by charlie — January 31, 2008 @ 9:51 am
Just because a story happens in Scotland, that doesn’t mean it can’t be a major story in England. When Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, that was a major story in the US even though it didn’t happen in the US.
Comment by David — January 31, 2008 @ 11:24 am
More shite from the daily hun…
Comment by Matt — January 31, 2008 @ 11:57 am
I had just left on a plane from Glasgow airport when this whole thing went down. I landed to about 30 message on my cell asking if I was ok and what happened. I still hadn’t heard the news, understandably the crew didn’t want to tell all the passengers on the plane that they had just narrowly missed possibly being exploded by terrorists. Wacky stuff, glad we got out when we did, tho another few days in Glasgow would have been ok with me too. Beautiful country Scotland, and full of real men as it says.
Comment by Adam — January 31, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
SMEATO SMEATO
Comment by steph — January 31, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
There was 3 of them that tackled the terrorists this dude, the legend that is john smeton and sum other dude
ps the othe dude has cancer now
Comment by dodds of war — January 31, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
HE’s A fuckin wank, dirty orange bastard all boot him in the fuckin baws, dirty prick.
Comment by Fuck Smeaton — January 31, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
That guy is more manly than Chuck Norris. Epic win crazy terrorist ball kicker, epic win.
Comment by Undrallio — January 31, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
anyone who wants to bomb somewhere with innocent people needs a good kick in the jacobs.
Comment by turk — January 31, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
That’s awesome.
And lay off Shane and get some reading comprehension. He said, and I quote, “this was a major story in england last year, with the man in question actually voted the person they would most like to by a beer for in a nationwide survey!!”
Read that a few times. Get it yet?
I’ll spell it out for you. It was a major story. Nowhere did he say it HAPPENED there, just that it was a major story there.
Christ.
Comment by Moo — February 1, 2008 @ 12:58 am
lol
did he actually ran toward the carbomb?
jst to kick the guys balls? hehehe
Comment by jared — February 1, 2008 @ 5:01 am
Look wankers, with such close proxemity it is very possible that this news story did hit big in England as well as Scotland.. For you American readers thats like sayin’ that Texas doesn’t have coverage of big news stories from Mexico.
Comment by TehVale — February 1, 2008 @ 5:20 am
England, Scotland, same shitty difference
Comment by Hizzoner — February 1, 2008 @ 8:09 am
This potentially is the best story I’ve ever heard in months.
Times Magazine has to do a story about him!
Comment by Bobby Chow — February 1, 2008 @ 10:54 am
lol i just love the way that some retard came up with idea of trying to bomb scotland, i mean scotish people are the hardest people in the world.
Comment by keiron — February 1, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Sorry TehVale,
Mexico doesn’t have big news stories and American media doesn’t cover much in the way of international news if they can help it.
Comment by FourPenguins — February 1, 2008 @ 11:56 am
Actually neither England or Scotland are contry’s, they are just regions of the United Kingdom, which is a contry.
Comment by Bob — February 1, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
TehVale:
Texas doesn’t give two cajones about a Mexican that isn’t picking their produce or trimming their hedge.
And if it ain’t in the bible, or telling them that Texas is the gol’durned best damn place on earth, they ain’t reading it.
Texans read poorly in any case.
Comment by Magyar — February 1, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
Of course the stupid English will get excited over something like this. It goes to show how stupid the English are. Americans are so much better than these people.
Comment by Bah — February 1, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
HE’s A fuckin wank, dirty orange bastard all boot him in the fuckin baws, dirty prick.
Comment by Fuck Smeaton — January 31, 2008
prick
Comment by mixiah — February 1, 2008 @ 6:57 pm
I can’t believe you idiots are so excited about an act of violence and stupidity. This guy is no hero - just another jackass who who thinks it’s okay to hurt other people.
Hate to rain on your parade, but this guy is no better than the person he attacked, terrorist or no, and neither is anyone who takes pleasure from this “news” story. And “manly”? Don’t make me laugh.
Comment by quiet voice of reason — February 1, 2008 @ 7:03 pm
This is why the Brits are the only Europeans worth having as allies. They pull their weight and then some.
Hey TehVale - Bad comparison. Mexico isn’t part of the US like Scotland is part of the UK (Y’all really ought to do something about that. Can’t figure out why you still bow to a foreign monarch. Ain’t natural.). More like Texas doesn’t cover stories from .
Non-Texan living in Texas.
Comment by Mike S — February 1, 2008 @ 9:20 pm
This is why the Brits are the only Europeans worth having as allies. They pull their weight and then some.
Hey TehVale - Bad comparison. Mexico isn’t part of the US like Scotland is part of the UK (Y’all really ought to do something about that. Can’t figure out why you still bow to a foreign monarch. Ain’t natural.). More like Texas doesn’t cover stories from .
Comment by Mike S — February 1, 2008 @ 9:20 pm
Glasgows the only place in the world where even being on fire doesn’t stop you getting a smack.
Comment by marvlington — February 1, 2008 @ 10:32 pm
The comments are better than the story.
Comment by Mike — February 1, 2008 @ 10:36 pm
Was it at a soccer game? Those British and their soccer!
Comment by esvl — February 2, 2008 @ 12:27 am
you all need to be set on fire and kicked in the balls.. shane excluded as he was the only 1 with a valid point
Comment by Kai — February 2, 2008 @ 1:26 am
I think I had that old Mary in the toilets of Revolver a few weeks ago. He certainly tried to tear MY tendon.
Manly my arse.
Comment by Markster — February 2, 2008 @ 3:07 am
Shane didn’t say this happened in England you retards, he said it was a big story in Elgand as I guess this is where he livea nsd this is where he saw the story, ffs allthese stupid Scots being patriotic about a crack infestes cese pit!
Comment by james — February 2, 2008 @ 4:52 am
The reason we Scots get annoyed when you refer to our country as England, is becuse we don’t want to be associated with that type of scum! Scotland is a real country, not just a country of immigrants, FFS even their queen is German, their prime minister is Scottish and an Italian is in charge of their football team.
We are a fierce, proud nation.
Comment by Hoopsah — February 2, 2008 @ 7:49 am
“Shane get the facts right ignorant fool. This story happened in SCOTLAND not England. Scotland, Wales and N.Ireland are not part of england they are part of Great Britian however. Excellent story the guys a crazy legend” As correctly pointed out before N Ireland is indeed not a part of GB but of the UK, although Wales is technically a pricipality of England and NOT a country in its own right.
Comment by whatever — February 2, 2008 @ 11:33 am
Quote: #
HE’s A fuckin wank, dirty orange bastard all boot him in the fuckin baws, dirty prick.
Theres always some wanker who brings religion into it.
Just cos you lot are shite, get used to 2nd place.
Comment by Scottish — February 2, 2008 @ 6:03 pm
Believe it or not, for those of you who put big fences up on your borders and are mostly surrounded by sea, there are actually countries so close to each other that you can drive from one to the other. I went to Scotland last year… in a car. There was no border patrol, I didn’t have to show my passport, the people didn’t speak a different language, the road signs looked the same. In fact, there wasn’t even a road sign to indicate that we’d left England and entered Scotland.
I’m not English but I live here and I understand that there’s quite a bit of National pride to be found in both the Scots and the English, particularly when it comes to sporting contests like drinking and kicking flaming terrorists in the nuts.
Nonetheless, when it comes to vague generalisations about where a particular news story was popular and exactly who voted this guy as “Most likely to be bought a drink”, it’s only on the internet that you would find someone who actually cared.
Oh, and if I ever met this guy, I’d buy him a drink too. Mostly for refusing to be terrorised.
Hah ! Ye doon’t scare mee ye big retarded terrorist wath yuur firelightin’ antics ! A’hm goonna kick ye in the noots fer bein’ such a wanker ! And that goos for ye friends as weel.
Comment by Dave — February 3, 2008 @ 6:10 am
there is another quote later on in the article which says ‘i kicked him hard in the nuts and he didnt go down i was suprised people always fall when they get kicked in the nuts’
Comment by ffrog — February 3, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
Was he singing quick balls of fire
Comment by Noel Murtagh — February 3, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
Ummm…. TehVale??
Texans don’t give a d%&m about what happens in Mexico. Or whatever happens in New Mexico, Louisiana, Arkansas, or Oklahoma either.
Comment by Daniel — February 3, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
“Is it me, but kicking a man in the bollocks why he is on fire doesn’t seem like a tough thing to do”
Seriously?… SERIOUSLY?
Omg, are you like supporting the terrorists now? You know, those people who wil happily kill thousands of people for apparently no reason?
SERIOUSLY?
Jeez…. i dont condone violence but i wudda wanted to do the same thing… i woulda happily broken my f*ckin leg kicking that twat if moments before he had tried to kill me - just so to make sure he suffers without dignity.
Comment by OUTRAGED-AT-THE-STUPIDIDITY -OF-THIS-COMMENT — February 3, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
Something that happened in Scotland would not only be big news in England! This is UK news eejits (for all you non-scottish folk have fun understanding that word)just like the terrorist attcks in London(Which is the capitol of England, Need i remind you)…Saying Scotland is England is like saying America is Canada, Brazil is Columbia, United Arab Emirates is Iraq!Learn some Geography…
Comment by Laura — February 3, 2008 @ 6:57 pm
So… because it happened in Scotland it can’t be a big story in England?
Ah yes, I forgot that news cannot penetrate country borders. How silly of me.
Comment by Anonymous — February 3, 2008 @ 7:19 pm
Woo every cunt know’s that “pussy”’s not hard enough to be a proper man word, you have to say “cunt” instead. Every time.
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“I can’t believe you idiots are so excited about an act of violence and stupidity. This guy is no hero - just another jackass who who thinks it’s okay to hurt other people.
Hate to rain on your parade, but this guy is no better than the person he attacked, terrorist or no, and neither is anyone who takes pleasure from this “news” story. And “manly”? Don’t make me laugh.”
Are you French?
Comment by Joe — February 4, 2008 @ 7:00 pm
Thankfully, this was not a big story in Canada. Perhaps it was not a story at all! Perhaps the idiot who is on the front page of the DR does not really exist and the so-called terrorist in the story was not on fire nor did he suffer any ill from aforesaid idiot. Perhaps the DR likes to pretend these stories happened. Perhaps the DR does not exist either!
Would that we could wish away the stupidity of violence of humans against another so easily. (Sigh)
Coward!
Comment by SayBlade — February 4, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
This is a cool story. And Scotts aren’t the hardest in the world by the way. they are just drunks who lose their inhibition and do stupid crap and then think that they are fearless. i like the story and the man who kicked that terrorist in the nu-gats is a hero. by the way, there have been so many good words for testicles in this thread, i have a whole new slew of perverted conversation to engage in upon the morrow.
Comment by Tuetis — February 5, 2008 @ 12:17 am
and Texas sucks almost as bad as Mexico. All the mexicans are so proud of being mexican, but they sure as sh*$ would die before they went back. Mexico sucks, and so does all the illegal immigrants who come over from there.
Comment by Tuetis — February 5, 2008 @ 12:19 am
To think, that whole burning terrorist getting booted in the balls story, wasn’t even the most violent thing to happen in Glasgow that weekend. Union Street at 3am is way worse than that !!
Comment by Steven R — February 6, 2008 @ 5:46 pm
To finally end the argument over whether Scotland is a country, legally it is not. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Nothern Ireland is a country which is made up of England and Wales (Wales having been conquered by and therefore made part of England many centuries ago [1300s]), Scotland (which joined in union with England as Great Britain in 1701) and Northern Ireland (which is the only part of Ireland which remains from its union with Great Britain in 1801 since the Irish Republic’s formal independence in 1949). The only independence retained by any constituent parts of the country are in a few policy areas (i.e. Welsh and Northern Irish Assemblies and Scottish Parliament) and in certain sporting contests. End of lesson so you can wake up now…
This story happened in Glasgow, Scotland, UK so it would be UK news, therefore a big story in Scotland and England and Wales and Northern Ireland (not really the kicking in the gonads though [I like this testicle word game!!]).
I can imagine that the Daily Record, being the highly intellectual publication that it is, slightly embellished and exaggerated what really happened but nonetheless the man did help police to apprehend a terrorist in the middle of a botched attack on a UK airport, that’s definitely manly and I’d buy him a drink and I’m English but I didn’t do any survey. Also, helping to prevent further damage and injury to innocent citizens is not cowardly (the French generally are cowardly surrender monkeys but not the Scots) but perhaps not deserving of that front page spread either. The Daily Record is a tabloid newspaper in every sense of the word though so what can you expect?
A couple more things, London is actually the capital of the UK as England is not a country in its own right and can’t have a “capital” city in that sense. Lastly, England is to Scotland as New Jersey is to New York (States that is). Let’s not have anymore eejits posting!
Comment by Lee — February 6, 2008 @ 7:41 pm
pwnt
Comment by Michael Flowers — February 8, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
This sounds like this guy’s the new Chuck Norris.
Comment by Hankosha — February 9, 2008 @ 10:03 pm
Wow. I think some people need to stop watching Braveheart (You were not alive then, and it was exaggerated).
Oh, and it was a big story in England… We all heard about it… that doesn’t mean it happened here.
Comment by Isabel — February 11, 2008 @ 10:35 am
I’m English and I’m telling you know he’s a fucking hero. Mind you I’d love the opportunity to put the boot into a burning paki terrorist cunt.
Comment by Stormin' Normin — February 12, 2008 @ 7:01 am
This guy is awesome. But this is just one thing we need to realize as people of the world. These terrorists have no power over us. They might have their bombs and their loud screaming but we are much stronger than they are. And we are much smarter than they are. All of these terrorists are just a bunch of mindless nothings that have been brainwashed by someone higher up. So do like this guy and kick em in the balls!
Comment by Harrison — February 12, 2008 @ 8:18 am
Lee. Talk about a little knowledge. FFS. England is a country. Scotland is a country. London is the capital of England. Wales is a principality, not a country. Wales, England and Scotland make up Great Britain. Northern Ireland (which is not part of Britain) is part of the United Kingdom. The United Kingdom is made up of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Don’t get me started on Berwick Upon Tweed. And we’ve been kicking American funded terrorists in the knackers for decades.
Comment by John Bull — February 12, 2008 @ 11:26 am
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OUTRAGED-AT-THE-STUPIDITY -OF-THIS-COMMENT
Omg, are you like supporting the terrorists now? You know, those people who wil happily kill thousands of people for apparently no reason?
…
First, to condone someone for kicking the hell out of someone doesn’t mean supporting ‘the terrorists’. It means that violence, in the long-run, breeds more violence.
Second, who are ‘the terrorists’? The idea that there is a single group of terrorists is pure fantasy, and only widely believed for the reason that it is politically useful for both enforcing anti-terrorism legislation and for separate terrorist or guerrilla groups claiming to form part of ‘Al Qaeda’.
Third, the idea that terrorism is waged ‘for apparently no reason’ is ridiculous. Why would somebody give up their life for no reason? If you are suicidal, you hardly have enough self-motivation to go out on a whim like organising an attack on the World Trade Center. Come on. To prevent these things from happening, two things need to be addressed.
First, we must look at the reasons why people resort to terrorism. By definition, terrorism is politically motivated. Could you say that the IRA (denied decency of life for centuries in Northern Ireland by the British Empire) or Hezbollah (representing hundreds of thousands of Lebanese forced to leave what became Israel) had no political motive? We need to look beyond what was a tragic event on 9/11 not to ask how we can ‘deal with the terrorists’ but instead, why are we the target of hatred and what have we done to ensure this?’.
A simple answer might be the centuries of imperialism that went before WWI, the division of the world by the West in its aftermath, and the continuing belief that the US must ‘make the world safe’ for democracy.
To say that there is a single terrorist cell called Al Qaeda, headed in a secret layer by a Muslim with a big grey beard, which conducts terrorism for no apparent reason is like saying the user (”OUTRAGED-AT-THE-STUPIDITY -OF-THIS-COMMENT”)is the head of a central group of internet bloggers, of which everybody here, including myself, is subordinate to and works for.
If this was the case, it would be useful to somebody issuing anti-blogging legislation, as they would only need to show that they had dealt with you to show to the world that they had won the War on Blogging. It would also be useful for you because you automatically gain more power and influence by being associated with a number of bloggers all over the world. You see, it is a completely inaccurate, yet politically convenient tool.
Hopefully this will help people to understand more about the nature of terrorism and why it is not just a one-sided story.
I am from Glasgow myself and yeah, it was pretty funny to see John Smeatin getting interviewed. But come on, it is completely useless to understand the motives of terrorists, or any other aggressors, as ‘meaningless’.
I hope you understand what I am saying, but my hope is overcome by a real feeling that you probably won’t.
Comment by Andy — February 12, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
I mean there was fucking shoeboxs all over the place..
Comment by Whicked. — February 12, 2008 @ 8:38 pm
John I said “legally” and trust me I’m right on that score. What you define as a country is not necessarily a country. This place is getting quite serious for something with the title “Manliest News Headline Ever”! I definitely agree with Andy though…
Comment by Lee — February 13, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
I live in Germany and I’m pleased to inform everyone that it wasn’t even mentioned in the German press. Guess that we’ve heard enough about idiots kicking the shit out of helpless people …
Comment by Holger — February 19, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
That registered a 10.3 on the manly rating (which is, of course, expontential).
log(x)/log(manly) = score
WHERE
x = the number of hobos you feel like jackhammering after reading something
manly = a constant value of the average manliness of society
Theorem: As society becomes less manly, manly things will be comparatively manlier.
That is all.
Comment by Kobra — February 20, 2008 @ 12:56 am
texans are church-controlled idiots, england is full of posh softies, scotland is full of muscly stubbly-faced men who can drink 40 pints at lunch, shane is a tube because his comment gives the impression that he thinks england and scotland are the same, nobody gives a fuck whether wales and n ireland are in the uk.
To andy who submitted his essay, nobody’s going to read that. If you get attacked, doing nothing lets everyone know you’re an evolutionary failure lacking the qualities employers, women, friends, and people you respect all value.
John Smeaton did what most people would do and so did the guy who tore his tendon. Scottish people anyway. Doesn’t make him any less of a hero. Don’t know why they decided to give him all those awards though, probably so they can look good, ‘hey look, i’m friends with a hard man’ probably.
Comment by mik — February 20, 2008 @ 4:55 am
Terrorists or not, you gotta admit that anyone who kicks the balls of another flaming man is much man. Hell, I’m afraid to get too close to a burning marshmallow.
Comment by Amy — February 24, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
That isn’t a man, its a hysterical toddler.
Anyone who so thoroughly lacks compassion for a fellow human being is an object for immense pity.
Comment by kim — March 4, 2008 @ 4:16 am
woo! this guys a real man =D
Comment by jammymuffindoode...yey — March 4, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
and secondly.. how do some people not think this guy needs kicking in the balls after he tried to kill loads of people!!
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i’m all against terrorists and all …
but would it serve a big purpose of you kicked a guy in the crotch while he was on fire …
not saying you shouldnt bring him down or anything …
i know i would …
Comment by subcorpus — March 12, 2008 @ 1:47 am
I think I’ve just found the most idiotic comment ever on the internet above, uttered by “quiet voice of reason”. What a twat.
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Michael, think about both sides of the argument. Before you damn something for being the most stupid comment on the internet, think about Michael’s point: everybody has rational motivations for violence (rationality is in the eye of the beholder) so ‘terrorists’, or rather people unable to pursue political means democratically for lack of a democratic government, have as much right to act with violence as do people of the free world, who resist such violence with…yeah, violence. Manly or not, this act is one of violence. When does violence become justified? Not when one is being attacked, but when one has lost a grip on reality.
Comment by Joe bear — March 20, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
girls…keep quiet…
in fact…everything was distorted…
the dude with the balls on fire was elton john…and the other girl was his husbie…kicking the juice out of his balls…
that wasn’t a terrorist act…but an exhibitionist one…
and …john smeaton is the butler…
and…england is not a country…is country side…of europe…
he he he …
Comment by aeschmann — March 29, 2008 @ 2:41 am
Tore a tendon - what a soft cock. Chuck Norris wouldn’t have torn a tendon - he’d have torn the guy a new asshole!
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Noob.
Comment by Maox — April 10, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
Never heard of it before, but after reading this can say with assurance, that it’s a point of great interest and fun for me
Comment by Dana — April 10, 2008 @ 11:28 pm
OUCH!
Comment by lisa — April 15, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
Guy is a friend of my uncle, having said that, i still haven’t had a chance to buy the guy a pint!
as billy connely said, ‘dont try and bring your religious war to Glasgow, your a few hundred years too late!’
Comment by DRAKINKOREN — April 28, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
oh, and yeah, if you want to be taken seriously in glasgow you at least need a football team!
Comment by DRAKINKOREN — April 28, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
dannys right, kicking a dude in the balls on fire could be one of the least manliest things around.
try punching a profesional boxer while on fire so hard that his head comes off. thats tough.
Comment by aaron — May 15, 2008 @ 2:29 pm