Jay Leno revealed an awesome invention for Lazy Dads, but if you ask me…this is a MAN poduct!

As men we have to look at what our scientists are doing to make our lives better and more manly.

Like when they develop new ways make beer stay cold longer, or when they add even more buttons to our remote controls.

But sometimes one of them slips up and does something to affect everything we hold dear. That’s when we beat the crap out of them with a beaker and a bunsen burner.

Like whatever scientist came up with a bra that makes boobs bounce LESS.

Sure, it might be something to help women feel less awkward while running and possibly even offer some benefit physically.

But damn it, women jog so men will watch and men watch to see bouncing breasts. It’s nature and sometimes science should just back off and let it be.

A candy bar that resembles a beautiful woman and compliments your manliness. That’s the perfect chocolate treat for men.

When you enter Gladiator Arena keep an eye out for Wolf! Able to smell fear and always going for the jugular, Wolf is 230-pounds of primal fury. He will ferociously defend his turf… and thrives on the opportunity to sink his teeth into any challenge.

And…he loves the ladies!

ManOverse welcomes Wolf!

A drugged out pimp makes the mistake of startin’ somethin’ with a karate master.

The only way this could be any manlier is if the pimp himself knew kung fu and we got to see something right out of an old martial arts movie.

You gotta love the shrug at the end of the video that just says “Who didn’t see that coming?”.

While opening a beer bottle with a chainsaw is 110% manly, wearing socks and sandals then giving the camera a somewhat curious look ruins it.

This is officially only 80% Manly.

Manly Tip: Dress as a lumberjack before opening beer with a chainsaw

Tom Brady. The New England Patriots player who is thought to be a “real” man just might be even more than meets the eye.

Check out TomBradySecrets.com for the truth!

Some of you have dreams of being manly. Or maybe you are manly deep down inside but you just don’t have the physical tools that the real manly men are born with.

Here is one way you can help improve your visual manliness.

The Chest Wig.

Don’t buy into those fashion magazines with their manscaping tips. In fact…you shouldn’t even be reading those you should be using them for kindling at your meat-only BBQ Sports Party.

Real men don’t shave, wax or laser remove any hair. They cherish their long flowing manes. This is the same hair that helped the caveman survive harsh winters. If snowflakes were made of testosterone, we’d each be manly hair covered snowflakes with our individual patterns of growth.

So if you weren’t blessed with man-fur, do yourself a favor and buy the Chest Wig.

Your new swimsuit model girlfriend will thank you for it!

“The Belly Flop”.

The manliest dive of them all.

Second being the “Cannonball”.

Now watch as this American on a Japanese game show commits to the ultimate Belly Flop 35ft above a kiddie pool.

Sebastien Chabal - a manly rugby player with a habit of eating babies.