January 3, 2008

Action Jeans

> Manly Products — admin @ 12:21 pm

Man Jeans

Not your sister’s pants.

Levis, Bugle Boy, Guess? Try throwing a roundhouse kick to someone’s face in those jeans and you’re gonna end up sopping up your own blood with your Wranglers.

Chuck Norris brand “Action Jeans” are where its at.

Just like the man himself, Action Jeans aren’t a myth…they are a lifestyle. A lifestyle filled with ass-kicking and sweet beards.

3 Comments »

  1. I’d jsut like to point out that in this ass kick lifestyle with sweet beards chuck norris does not actually have a beard

    Comment by John — February 7, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

  2. @ john - Blasphemy!

    Comment by Charlie — February 25, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

  3. John, that’s only because his beard is off kicking the ass of other beards.

    Comment by Kevbo — March 2, 2008 @ 12:32 am

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