Chest Wig
Some of you have dreams of being manly. Or maybe you are manly deep down inside but you just don’t have the physical tools that the real manly men are born with.
Here is one way you can help improve your visual manliness.
The Chest Wig.
Don’t buy into those fashion magazines with their manscaping tips. In fact…you shouldn’t even be reading those you should be using them for kindling at your meat-only BBQ Sports Party.
Real men don’t shave, wax or laser remove any hair. They cherish their long flowing manes. This is the same hair that helped the caveman survive harsh winters. If snowflakes were made of testosterone, we’d each be manly hair covered snowflakes with our individual patterns of growth.
So if you weren’t blessed with man-fur, do yourself a favor and buy the Chest Wig.
Your new swimsuit model girlfriend will thank you for it!
OMG that dude looks like he has a vajayjay on his chest and that is just too gross!!!!
It takes a man to grow hair on his chest it takes, it takes more of a man to keep it off lol (I didn’t say manscape it off)
Comment by Ang — January 16, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
Whats with the word vajayjay, it sounds like something a 2 year old would say if your gonna say it say it.
Comment by Anon — January 24, 2008 @ 12:36 am
It’s just all the censorship these days. For example, on Grey’s Anatomy, a show about a hospital (okay, more hospital social life but you know what I mean) they aren’t allowed to say vagina. C’mon, it’s a technical term, if they said “pussy” or “cunt” etc. I could see but, vagina? *shakes head* the world is gone to hell.
Comment by Seth — January 25, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
I’m no so concerned about this mans chest looking like a vagina. What I’m concerned about is, why don’t women in America find hairy chests sexy? Maybe I need to move to England.
Comment by Adam — August 10, 2008 @ 8:16 pm