Chainsaw Bottle Opener
While opening a beer bottle with a chainsaw is 110% manly, wearing socks and sandals then giving the camera a somewhat curious look ruins it.
This is officially only 80% Manly.
Manly Tip: Dress as a lumberjack before opening beer with a chainsaw
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Honesly, I disagree on the socks+sandls topic. That’s an extra 30% of manliness in my opionion.
Comment by Jorge — February 2, 2008 @ 6:42 am
Furthermore, I can’t spell a shit.
Comment by Jorge — February 2, 2008 @ 6:42 am
Sandals and socks? That’s a major anti-cock. And the look of…well I don’t know what that look means but it’s just not manly. 60%.
Comment by Drew — February 21, 2008 @ 5:10 pm
Also, the manliest thing one can open a beer bottle with is the clef of his chin.
Comment by Drew — February 21, 2008 @ 5:10 pm