Sometimes, Scientists are A-Holes.
As men we have to look at what our scientists are doing to make our lives better and more manly.
Like when they develop new ways make beer stay cold longer, or when they add even more buttons to our remote controls.
But sometimes one of them slips up and does something to affect everything we hold dear. That’s when we beat the crap out of them with a beaker and a bunsen burner.
Like whatever scientist came up with a bra that makes boobs bounce LESS.
Sure, it might be something to help women feel less awkward while running and possibly even offer some benefit physically.
But damn it, women jog so men will watch and men watch to see bouncing breasts. It’s nature and sometimes science should just back off and let it be.
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Are you kidding me? As a woman who is a 36DD, loves walking and hates jogging (because of the bounce issue), I can assure you that most women do NOT wish to endure pain just to satisfy some ogler who wants to see bouncing breasts. Maybe it’s not the scientists who are the A-holes. I’d buy the bra that makes me bounce less, and not give a damn how many men were disappointed by the change in scenery.
Comment by hatestobounce — January 31, 2008 @ 9:22 am
STFU, bitch.
Comment by Kaffir — February 1, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
Hatestobounce brings up a good point:
Women are A-holes too.
Comment by lovestowatch — February 1, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
why dont they just make bras that dont hurt so everyone is happy!
Comment by blah — February 2, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
its so true
hetestobounce good for you… no one prolly looks at you anyways.
Comment by Tom — February 3, 2008 @ 9:22 am
If the scientist was a woman, I’m not sure it would be very manly to beat her up. In fact, that is the opposite of manly, bro.
Comment by Nicalos — February 3, 2008 @ 3:36 pm
dude if the boobs bounce then they get saggy and noone would want them 20 years or so down the round so let them be supported and young while they can be
Comment by meatwad — February 4, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
Kaffir, you’re my hero.
Comment by God — February 10, 2008 @ 8:45 pm
And God, you are a complete fag
Comment by Satan — February 14, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
What in God’s name is this nonsense? Bounceless boobs? Why…Why “bounce” and “boob” just go together! It’s like steak without blood or beer without froth! Boobs without bounce is madness!
Comment by Drew — February 21, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
madness?
THIS
IS
SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!111!~!!!!!!!
Comment by /b/ — March 10, 2008 @ 3:54 pm
hatestobounce - fuck you! if you’re a dyke, that’s your problem, no need to rub it in to the entire fucking internet.
Comment by Thomas — March 31, 2008 @ 6:11 am
Why yes, I am a stupid whore dyke. Ever since I contracted AIDS I have been very bitchy. I need a good deep dicking but I’m too ugly and obese to ever even be glanced at by a man. I should go kill myself.
Comment by hatestobounce — April 2, 2008 @ 8:46 pm
its a joke people, lighten up
Comment by function — April 7, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
Hatestobounce, dw, the writer intended it as a joke, the other losers are nerds somewhere who need to oggle and perv on women cos they can’t get their own.
And most of you ppl are douche-bags
Comment by André — May 5, 2008 @ 1:35 am
A normal bra, like the one showed in the picture would in fact, not be used on a woman while jogging. A sports bra would be worn and those babies fit like a freaking bandage. The bane of jiggliness!
Comment by bra_expert — June 16, 2008 @ 11:47 pm