What is the rule on kittens?
Personally, I am a fan of animals.
I’m not a dog-person or a cat-person and I don’t judge how manly a person is based on the species but rather how they dress their pet.
Which is rule number 37 of Man Law I believe.
“Thou shalt not dress your pets unless it is for weather protection or body armor”.
But what is the ruling on baby animals like kittens?
If you must have a cat I suppose you could buy a full grown one from a rescue shelter that has a history of attacking children and senior citizens.
But what if you want to groom your kitten into a personal guard for a very important government official who just happens to be allergic to dogs?
Would that make it more manly and socially acceptable in places like smoke lodges and sports bars?
With that being said, a man with a cat trained to sleep in his jacket and “go for the eyes” in case of being attacked by a street gang would technically be pretty manly.
Would all those years of training and discipline be for nothing?
I’d like to think that a man can own a kitten and not be looked down on by his manly peers as long as he follows all man codes.
There are…instances that a kitten is an acceptable pet. I believe manliness comes from both inside and out. But mostly inside. Maybe a man test should be implemented for kittens.
Give the kitten a shot of whiskey- if the kitten does not hiss, put it’s fur on end or scratch the giver of whiskey…it is a man’s pet.
I’ll have to take this to man council.
Comment by Drew — February 21, 2008 @ 6:45 pm
The wiki man code seen on this link clearly says
http://wikimancode.com/?n=Main.Pets
Kittens are never manly pets.
The last sentence in the first paragraph of cats
I own a cat a retarded cat that drools when you pet him and i swear to god barks but hey you can still brutally maim whoever criticizes you for owning a cat and besides girls love cats no matter what especially kittens. comes down to your personal opinion
cheers
Comment by Kevin — February 22, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
Hey that cute little kitten is a natural born killer who at any point of his domesticated life could turn feral and survive without a second thought. Give him an hour out of the house and something’s gonna be fuckin’ dead. Leave the top off of your kid’s hamster tank and they’ll end up a clump in Fluffy’s litter box. Any other animal in your house that can be overpowered by your cat has a death sentence and that sneaky bastard cat of yours is patiently waiting for the opportunity to strike! Dog’s ain’t got shit on cats when it comes to being manly.
Comment by The Rick — March 12, 2008 @ 2:04 am