Knights of Cydonia
Recently a Manoverse reader known only as “Drew” brought a certain manly music video to my attention.
“Knights of Cydonia” by Muse features so many manly things it could cause woman and non-man head explosions.
From robots to cowboys, holograms to shaolin fighting styles, and mustaches to laser pistol gunfights the guys in this band know what it means to be…not only man, but awesome!
Watch it here and behold!
Thank you “Drew”, you are a hero.
cowboys fighting funny funny pictures funny videos humor lasers man manly martial arts mustache robots shaolin
Plus it is a song on Guitar Hero, widely known as the manliest video game ever (besides Duke Nukem)
Comment by Mr. Death — February 25, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
I know that I’m more a man just from watching this.
Excuse me while I go grow my mustache.
Comment by VitaminCM — February 26, 2008 @ 6:56 pm
Awesome.
Comment by Mutiny — February 29, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
Knights of Cydonia is easily the best, manliest, and most awesome music video ever. I am glad to so it added to this site, in honor of it’s true manliness.
I now must attend to bending heavy metal objects.
Comment by Jason Mann — February 29, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
I would grow out my beard but it’s 1:30. I have to bend things. GRAAAWWW!!
Comment by Jeice — March 1, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
Plastic buttons aren’t manly, metal strings are manly.
pretending isn’t manly, doing is manly
Guitar hero is not manly, real guitar is manly.
If you don’t believe, look above at the manliest video ever. Are they playing guitar hero? no they’re playing guitar.
Comment by Kyle — March 1, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
FUCK you “Mr. Death” guitar hero is hardly the manliest game, the manliest video game is bearhunt you fucking panzy ass pile of aids shit and fail, guitar hero is nothing compared to that.
Comment by d — March 4, 2008 @ 4:13 am
@ d
Jesus Christ, calm down. It’s called a sense of humor. Develop one.
Comment by Mr. Death — March 4, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
Hey Death- guitar hero is not manly.
fail.
Comment by Capitan — March 4, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
Hmmm, maybe I shouldn’t have suggested this music video.
Comment by Drew — March 5, 2008 @ 10:16 am
Jesus Kyle, d and Captain –
As you may have noticed in the video, a certain tongue-in-cheek humor was employed in stereotypical manliness, and I believe Mr. Death employed the same sarcastic humor in his comment. Calm the fuck down.
(Although, d, I sense you have the same sarcastic humor. Bearhunt. Hahaha.)
Comment by vizzle — March 5, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
This isn’t the manliest version of the music video though. “A very brief scene in which Bain has sex with his love interest was edited out of the video for presentation on television. The complete, uncensored version is available for viewing at the director’s website” (I stole that straight from wikipedia)
http://www.josephkahn.com/music/index.xml
the quality is like 20 x better than this one too.
Comment by Ray — March 5, 2008 @ 9:06 pm
that was retarded but for some reason i liked it anyway
Comment by arcane — March 6, 2008 @ 1:40 am
I’m sure that every woman who watches this will become pregnant instantly.
Best video ever.
Comment by Dave — March 6, 2008 @ 7:19 am
omg, this makes the song 10 times cooler! and yes dave, i am now pregnant…with the son of Chuck Norris!
ps, if you like robots and cowboys, check out the Bruce Campbell tv series called “Brisco County Jr.” It is bad fuckin ass.
Comment by Rallie(girl) — March 6, 2008 @ 8:42 pm
OMG! THAT WAS THE COOLEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER! PERIOD! I’m going to watch it again.
Comment by Fan — March 8, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
I’m glad I’m already gay otherwise all the ’70s porn mustaches, the unicorn, the general cheesiness, and the sexy, sexy cowboys would have turned me gay.
Comment by James — March 10, 2008 @ 9:04 am
yeah you forgot to mention sex dude
Comment by d4ve — March 10, 2008 @ 9:50 pm
Well I am a woman, and I liked it even tho it was kinda walker (chuck norris) meets the matrix and possibly harry potter due to the unicorn.
Comment by Katey — March 11, 2008 @ 10:19 pm