What is the manliest thing you have ever done?

While I have a few that include bar fights, drinking and competitive eating the one that stands out the most for me is the time I headbutted a horse.

Now I won’t say how that story ends but up to the part where I say I “headbutted a horse”, it sounds pretty damn manly so I will leave it at that.

But what about you guys?

Let’s hear your manliest moment.

Pictures optional.

Tom Jones just insured his Manly Mane of Chest Hair for somewhere around $7 million dollars.

Now if that isn’t showing pride in your manliness, I don’t know what is?

I know this isn’t the first time Lloyd’s of London has insured a celebrities body part but this has got to be the most manly.

Now we just need Chuck Norris to insure his roundhousing leg, and Mr. T to insure that mohawk.

Shovels are for people who are afraid of doing things the Man Way.

Which would explain why this old ad for removing ice and snow from your walkways and paths with the use of a FLAMETHROWER is not around today.

C’mon men, step up. Whyy do back-breaking labor when you can do it easier and with FIRE!

Not to mention you could probably grill some steaks after you finish the drive-way.

I say bring back the Flame Gun.

When it comes to home furnishing, milk crates and stainless steel can be enough to make a man happy.

But if you got the money to Man-itize your home, then here is a product for you. (We say Man-itize, we don’t say decorate.)

Curvy, shiny, culturally inspired door handles are for chicks.

Men should have handles that remind intruders that if the door is packing heat, they don’t even wanna know what’s waiting for them on the other side.

That’s where BulletKnob comes in.

Because sometimes it takes a little firepower to open a door.

Sometimes it gets cold.

But no man is his right mind is gonna throw on a scarf.

Until now.

No longer available at Etsy.com, but maybe again someday soon.

Things that are Not Manly -

Anything cat related.

Especially exercises that involve your cat that do not include laser pens and mine fields.