There is something about this photo.

It’s mesmerizing.

Something about it speaks to me and says the word “manly” like a hushed whisper across the plains.

Maybe the man is a gigolo or he has a thing for much older women?

I’ll leave it to you, the readers to make your own judgements but I am in awe over it.

Please, any information on this photo would be awesome.

I’ve decided that I’m voting for Vince McMahon (McMAN!) for president.

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton would never make this place as manly as it should so I’m going with someone who might have the balls to change our country.

Here is my idea for the first step.

The NEW map of the United States of A-MAN-ica!

(Click for full view) 

Now I’m not saying that cleaning the kitchen is a ladies job but there is one thing I am sure of.

Kitchen cleaning is not manly!

But it could be with this product.

When regular table sports are not manly enough for you…just add POWER TOOLS!

Former marine and wolf expert, Shaun Ellis defines manliness.

How many of you would go face to face with a wolf over the fallen carcass.

When I found this advertisement for McGard “Man Locks” for manhole covers I realized the wording would be more suitable on a different kind of ad.

So I took it upon myself to fix it.

I think this is more suitable.

When I first read the words “Bacon” and “Vodka” together in a single sentence, my Man-Sense started tingling.

So with a quick search of the interwebs, I found it.

A recipe so manly it would make Babe Ruth cry.

Bacon Vodka

Makes up one pint:

Fry up three strips of bacon

Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar. Trim the ends of the bacon if they are too tall to fit in the jar. Or you could go hog wild and just pile in a bunch of fried up bacon scraps.

Fill the jar up with vodka. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least three weeks.(No need to refrigerate)

At the end of the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the freezer to solidify the fats. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to yield a clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka.

Decant into decorative bottles and enjoy.