Protect Your MANhole
When I found this advertisement for McGard “Man Locks” for manhole covers I realized the wording would be more suitable on a different kind of ad.
So I took it upon myself to fix it.
I think this is more suitable.
March 6, 2008
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Prison only used to be a place where guys get raped frequently. That’s when only the worst criminals were sent to prison. Nowadays everybody goes to prison. The rapists are now so diluted in numbers to the point that…Hahahahaha Manhole.
Comment by Drew — March 6, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
Drew:
It bugs me to no end how people spout misinformation. Nearly half the population of prisons today are sex offenders (up from prior years) and the percentage is rising. If anything less innocent people are being sentenced due to modern technology. Just because it sounds good when you say it doesn’t make it true.
Comment by Xetheare — March 24, 2008 @ 12:48 am
Xetheare–I like the way you think–so logical. And, may I add, since only 0.2% of the US prison population are atheists, I’d just like to point out that, by your own logic, we can safely say that religion causes crime.
Oh, shut up, you know it’s true…you don’t catch the heads of atheist groups buggering little boys and then having their boss get them off, do you? When was the last time an atheist group got sued or had to make an enormous out-of-court settlement because their leaders couldn’t keep their pants zipped?
That’s right, never.
Chris Hitchens is right…religion ruins everything, and the prison stats prove it.
Comment by Dr. Donald B. MacGowan — March 24, 2008 @ 5:41 pm
How in the world do you people manage to go from something benign and friggin’ funny into a discussion on religion, prison statistics and plain ol’ jibberish? Just enjoy the damn picture.
Comment by Mcguff — March 26, 2008 @ 1:44 am
Lead on, McGuff, Lead on…
Comment by EuanL — March 27, 2008 @ 9:20 am
Prison rape is still rape.
Comment by kate — April 4, 2008 @ 11:04 am
manhole…hehehe…
Comment by Miquel — April 6, 2008 @ 8:57 pm
First of all most sex offenders are guilty of crimes against children. None of them have the balls to rape a grown man.
Secondly you guys need to take your own advise and stop posting misinformation. Sex offenders make up less than 10% of the prison population.
3rd…hahaha manhole
Comment by Joemama — April 7, 2008 @ 8:12 am
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/crimoff.htm#sex
Read that well respected report from 1994: they know more then you, so STFU k?
Anyhoo, it would be better in a bath scene methinks =).
4th… hahaha manhole
Comment by MikedaSnipe — April 7, 2008 @ 4:59 pm
OK, OK, OK FIRST of all Joemama, sex offenders are not all crimes against children. I have a sex offense record for simply driving a 31 year old female across state lines with the intent to film a pornographic movie. I had written consent with her and her husband, and I was not going to be the “cock jock.” All I did was drive.
Secondly 10% of the prison population were sex offenders when convicted, true but 20% of other convictions convert to sex offense once released from prison.
Fifth hahaha manhole hahahahahahahahahaha to the rest of you!
Comment by 1bigdude — April 11, 2008 @ 10:33 am
Fuck you!
Comment by 1bigdude — April 12, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
this really funny
Comment by s4motny — April 14, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
This is hilarious. I can’t believe these ads are able to be published. Wouldn’t you think someone would have eventually seen it as a different meaning down the line of production?
Ha, wow. Religion. You atheists crack me up. Religion is terrible! God! All the civil rights marches, my ancestors made for their freedom, from churches! Dammit, if it weren’t for religion, my ass would be in a segregated school.
Comment by Phil — April 15, 2008 @ 12:15 pm