Jelly Belly MANLY Flavors
Forget all those sissy flavors like bubblegum and pina coloda…
Try Jelly Belly’s new MANLY Flavors!
April 3, 2008
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Forget all those sissy flavors like bubblegum and pina coloda…
Try Jelly Belly’s new MANLY Flavors!
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I prefer Freedom, Gun Powder and Panther. I loves me some panther.
Comment by Drew — April 6, 2008 @ 10:50 am
Aren’t boob and stripper just the same flavor?
Comment by bob — April 8, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
Yeah, Boobs and Chicken Wings are definitely manly.
I wonder if men really eat this jelly belly beans.
(Nerds do not count as men !)
It seems to me that only kids and sugar addicted women need that stuff.
Comment by Ellison Grebojedova — April 8, 2008 @ 4:02 pm
No Bacon?
Comment by Jim Bacon — April 8, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
no Jagermeister?????
Comment by upset — April 8, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
Why is fear on there i dont know what fear tastes like
Comment by Ballzy McSexerton — April 9, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
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Pingback by Candy Addict » Manly Jelly Belly Flavors — April 9, 2008 @ 11:01 pm
I just linked to his from Candy Addict - nicely done!
To comment #4: Bacon is a real jellybean flavor already
Comment by Candy Addict — April 9, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
@ #3 - there is a subtle difference. Only an expert can tell in a blind taste test.
Comment by Candy Addict — April 9, 2008 @ 11:06 pm
i want these manly jellybeans to enhance the man in me!!!
Comment by weiner Bob — April 11, 2008 @ 5:05 am
The Fear Jelly Beans are hollow.
Comment by srhcb — April 11, 2008 @ 9:43 am
@ bob: Stripper tastes different than Boob because there is more shame mixed into the flavor.
I’m fine with the taste of Fear, I simply do not ever want to know the taste of Groin Pull.
Comment by skyywise — April 11, 2008 @ 10:20 am
#2 Aren’t boob and stripper just the same flavor?
Comment by bob — April 8, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
Close. The stripper flavor has a hint of cigarettes and hairspray though.
Comment by Frank — April 11, 2008 @ 6:57 pm
@3&9
It’s not that subtle of a difference…
Boob tastes like “Heaven”
Stripper tastes like “Daddy Issues”
Comment by Somethingsomething — April 11, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
@3 yah men eat candy in secret. just ask one.
Comment by eat one — April 12, 2008 @ 1:20 am
pussy?
Comment by bobbywrong — April 12, 2008 @ 11:54 am
what about vagina?
Comment by sideburn27 — April 12, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
stripper = boobs + leather + boot
Comment by mwc — April 13, 2008 @ 7:34 am
Why is stripper red? Dark red, in fact - ugh.
Comment by Joel — April 13, 2008 @ 10:53 am
#3 “Aren’t boob and stripper just the same flavor?”
No, son. Stripper tastes like boob, but with an overtone of glitter and desperation.
Comment by Skulltop — April 13, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
where’s poontang flavor?
Comment by scott — April 13, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Boob flavor tastes absolutely amazing!!
Stripper flavor tastes like already-been-chewed-Boob flavor.
Comment by Kvamme — April 13, 2008 @ 7:47 pm
#1. Jagermiester is not nearly as manly as whiskey, personally I’d put the more specific scotch on there instead but that’s just me.
#2. If you don’t know what fear tastes like, you must not be a man.
Comment by jared — April 13, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
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Comment by Brian — April 14, 2008 @ 6:05 am
Nice work.
Last I checked though, Groin Pull was something that both men and women are susceptible to. Maybe it’s manly because real men don’t stretch? I don’t know, but even that’s a stretch.
Comment by Comedy Blog — May 12, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
Cool. Why not Lesbian or Heavy Metal flavored beans? XD
Comment by Nergal — May 20, 2008 @ 3:30 am
Kek Bur haxxzoorrr ja NOOOOB!
Comment by Jiena — May 25, 2008 @ 12:59 am
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????
Comment by angela — May 31, 2008 @ 7:26 pm