Bumping around the web looking for boobs and yelling at people in car forums has taught me one thing. The cooler and more manly your name or avatar or what ever you call it, the more people respect your opinion.

I need a new name / nym / avatar / whatever you call it. I had some ideas, but I’m not sure what the hell to call myself. It’s gotta be manly, it’s gotta be tough, it’s gotta be rugged.

Here are some DAMN manly names to use for inspiration:

• Dick Pound
• Dick Masterson
• Captain Thundercock

Here are some ideas I was kicking around

• Maximus Fightmaster Van Damme (which I named a kitten but then had to eat it because it was hurting my man-cred)
• Magnusson Steele (Quite possibly a porn star though, will have to check into it)
• Ballzie (think Fonzie but with larger testicles)
• Manela Manderson (like Pamela Anderson but filled with MAN…oh no, nevermind)
• Slate Thornhammer (might be a little too Dungeon and Dragon-y)
• Dick Jager (a Jager Bomb for the ladies)
• Rocky Dildoa (just cuz I think its funny)
• Manny Manson McMan (it just seems right)

What do you think? Any of them names manly enough for this blog? You got any other ideas of some real manly names?