Skirting the Law
Jay Herrod of Clinton, Lousiana likes to mow lawns.
He takes pride in his landscaping and even owns a rideable lawnmower.
A true staple of the American Dream.
He has a beer belly.
Yet another mark of a good ol’ boy.
He may look and act like a regular Joe…
…but he has made a fatal Man mistake.
Due to what he calls a “medical condition”, Jay has decided that jeans, pants and even shorts would not be enough to fight this malady of his.
So the dude wears a skirt.
You heard me right, a SKIRT.
And all because of “swamp ass”.
While his landscaping customers don’t seem to mind, the municipal authorities have cited him for indecency but he is so against pants that he demands the rule doesn’t apply to him because of his medical condition and even has a doctor’s note to prove it.
Jay Herrod, I hope they do more than cite you, I hope they suspend your Man License.
What is this? A skirt on a man? Dear God, NO! The least he could do is ride naked. I’d much rather have my neighbor display his manhood proudly than under this…light green woman cloth! That newscaster may need a good talking to as well. A skirt is at no point a kilt. Ever.
Comment by Drew — April 11, 2008 @ 5:22 pm
If you’re going to wear a skirt, at least be man enough to make sure it’s plaid and call it a kilt!
Comment by moonracer — April 13, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
Have you ever heard of Scotland?
Comment by aworthlessgit — April 13, 2008 @ 9:04 pm