The government is giving us money to put back into the economy and what better way to do that then spending it on MAN stuff. Get out there and help America and MANliness at the same time!

5. Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps

Maybe the guy behind you didn’t realize that a Real Man who doesn’t take any crap is driving that dump truck in front of them. Let em’ know you hate people who drive too close (and also pesky varmints).

4. An Over-sized Kettlebell

Some say the secret behind a manly looking physique is the kettlebell. So why not take it a step further and buy yourself an over-sized one. Then you are sure to be twice as manly.

4. An Authentic Viking Helmet

It’s illegal to pillage and plunder anymore but it is totally legal to look like a bad ass viking. And don’t go for the cheap plastic. It’s impossible to open a beer with those.

2. A Realistic Punching Dummy

Punching a bag is alright but its better to put a face to the ass-kicking. Plus you can always dress it in a suit to simulate beating the crap outta your boss.

1. Lifetime Supply of Fake Mustaches

Mustaches. One thing that has always been a Men Only fashion (except in Russia). The problem is mustache styles can be as different as the clothes you wear. With a lifetime supply of fake mustaches you could wear flannel and Armani in the same week.