Terror Alert: Bacon
I must bring this to everyone’s attention.
I am initiating a Terror Alert against our own country.
It seems in Los Angeles, the County Health Department has made the selling of bacon-wrapped hot dogs illegal. Police have been seen confiscating carts, fining people and worse yet…throwing the bacon dogs in the garbage.
An L.A. area hot dog vendor even spent 45 days in jail for selling the deliciously dangerous pork products.
This must be stopped. What’s next? The banning of the McRib ever being sold again?
END THIS WAR ON BACON!
You can see Drew Carey covering this national emergency in the video below from reason.tv
