I know it’s Shark Week and everyone is talking about that but I’ve found something even more manly than the shark cage.

It’s the crocodile cage.

In the newly-opened themepark in Darwin, Australia people can come face to snaggle-toothed snout in one of the attractions where you can climb into a cage below the surface of one of many underwater crocodile pools. This one has actually angered certain activists as it “taunts” the crocodiles by letting them get within biting distance of your fleshy appendages only to leave them with a just-out-of-reach meal.

Other areas feature a swimming area seperated by glass so you can technically feel like you are swimming alongside these vicious reptiles or just walk through an underwater viewing area.

With over 100 crocodiles not including the famous Burt, crocodile star of the movie Crocodile Dundee, there are plenty of snapping jaws for everyone.

So put on your man-shorts and dive in to danger the next time you’re in Australia at Crocosaurus Cove.

I am being quite literal with the title here.

Having the biggest balls is tribute to your manliness in some countries. But having Lymphatic filariasis or elephantiasis of the balls is another matter altogether.

I’m sure somewhere in the world where testicle size is revered, this guy is like Zeus!

The video below is somewhat graphic and probably NSFW but it is also incredible and disgusting all at the same time.

Watch at your own risk.

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Overtaking the current champion of manliest fishing, Dynamite Fishing (followed closely by Hand Grenade Fishing), Matt Watson employs his newest technique which calls the “Gannet Man”.

A gannet is the baddest fish-catching bird ever.

Gannets can dive from a height of 30 m, achieving speeds of 100 km/h as they strike the water, enabling them to catch fish much deeper than most airborne birds.

So he decided to be Gannet man, which sounds a lot less impressive than Batman but…have you ever seen Batman tackle a swordfish from a helicopter?

Take that, Bassmasters!

This guy is kit by a freakin’ car while enjoying a nice meal and suffers no real injuries.

The thing he’s most concerned about…where are his cigarettes?

That’s a man!

There is only one thing that could be better than this…

And that’s Deep Fried Beef Twinkies (possibly wrapped in bacon)

When Bruce Wayne was terrorized by bats as a child in the caves underneath his family’s estate, he grew to respect the bat for what it was. He then used that terror to fight crime and embraced what he had learned.

Two guys were working at what looks like a Pizza shop when a single bat gave them a traumatic evening as well.

But these fellas are no Bruce Waynes.

I don’t care if there were 50 bats…no, 50 vampire bats…with AIDS, REAL MEN DO NOT SCREAM LIKE THAT.

I’m calling B.S. on this product.

Seattle Sundries’ Manly Man soap is made from something called vetiver and contains clary sage essential oils. It’s handmade with a mixture of olive oil and palm oil.

Now correct me if I’m wrong but REAL man soap is white with green stripes and is made by leprichauns.

It doesn’t contain essential oils, it removes motor oil.

And if it doesn’t smell like an Irish spring, that bar had better have a damned rope attached to it.

So nice try Seattle Sundries. Maybe next time you should try shaping your bar of soap into a gun or a shiv to at least give the appearance of manly soap.

I titled this 10 best “before” you die but it’s more like 10 drinking achievements leading up to your death.

The guys over at TastyBooze.com have come up with the ultimate checklist for the manliest of drinkers.

10. Case In A Day

9. Run The Taps At A Bar

8. Century Club

7. Brew Your Own Beer

6. Pub Crawl

5. Go To An AA Meeting

4. Learn Something About Wine

3. Black Out Before Noon

2. Oktoberfest in Germany

1. Scotch

To find out the details of each, click this LINK

(I’m 6 out of 10 for those keeping track at home…looks like I got some work to do)

Needles, ink, tiny motorized tattoo gun…those are for girls now.

Try sticking your arm in a laser-etching machine, you know the kind that can carve any image you want into a zippo or on the back of your iPod.

Yeah, how about you man-up and get youself a skull with a snake curling around the dagger thats piercing it’s eyeball burned into your flesh with a f*cking laser!

(Sadly the guys in this clip chose to permanently mark themselves with video game characters and smiley faces instead of something incredibly manly like dragons and vikings but at least it’s still dudes tattooing themselves with lasers.)

Source - coedmagazine.com