July 11, 2008

Manly Soap

> Manly Products — admin @ 3:24 pm

I’m calling B.S. on this product.

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Seattle Sundries’ Manly Man soap is made from something called vetiver and contains clary sage essential oils. It’s handmade with a mixture of olive oil and palm oil.

Now correct me if I’m wrong but REAL man soap is white with green stripes and is made by leprichauns.

It doesn’t contain essential oils, it removes motor oil.

And if it doesn’t smell like an Irish spring, that bar had better have a damned rope attached to it.

So nice try Seattle Sundries. Maybe next time you should try shaping your bar of soap into a gun or a shiv to at least give the appearance of manly soap.

1 Comment »

  1. Ha! My father, brother, and I opened up the family cabin this past weekend, and because none of us brought any soap, we were forced to use my late grandfather’s 20+ year old, cracked bar of brown soap hanging from the shower head. And you know what? It worked just fine.

    Comment by Mike — July 14, 2008 @ 3:02 pm

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