A Table Of Violence
Some people find security while they sleep in the form of a handgun. Others may keep a stun-gun or pepper spray handy.
While those are acceptable forms of defense, they can’t be totally effective when combined with an unclear mental state after being roused from sleep by a dangerous intruder.
That’s why I prefer a weapon that not only provides safety, but room functionality and a nice place to set my beer.
The “Safe Bedside Table” doubles as a nightstand and club with shield for both offense and defense.
Here, a completely normal yet stylish bedroom nightstand…
but when all hell breaks loose, a vicious club and highly durable shield!
I can’t find a price or even know for sure if this is an actual product but for now I will be going home to reconfigure all of my furniture into easily accessible weapons.
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