Former marine and wolf expert, Shaun Ellis defines manliness.

How many of you would go face to face with a wolf over the fallen carcass.

10. Crushing cans on forehead

9. Jumping over fire

8. Spitting

7. Peeling out

6. Giving “dead legs”

5. Gutting fish

4. Cracking walnuts without a nutcracker

3. Opening jars

2.  Popping knuckles

1. Growing 5 o’clock shadows

I’ve done five of them already today. 

Tom Jones just insured his Manly Mane of Chest Hair for somewhere around $7 million dollars.

Now if that isn’t showing pride in your manliness, I don’t know what is?

I know this isn’t the first time Lloyd’s of London has insured a celebrities body part but this has got to be the most manly.

Now we just need Chuck Norris to insure his roundhousing leg, and Mr. T to insure that mohawk.

Sometimes being this manly stinks.

Found on DoubleViking.com

The many things that make this story manly:

1. He’s a cabbie in Scotland.

2. He didn’t just kick a man in the balls, he kicked a TERRORIST…who was on FIRE….in the balls.

3. He kicked so hard, he tore a tendon.

4. He was quoted as saying, “I’ve heard people say since that he was shouting ‘Allah!’ but I didn’t hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.”

5. Also quoted as saying, “I don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I’d have leathered those guys with it.”

6. His shoes were taken as evidence.

7. He punched the first terrorist twice in the face before kicking him in the balls.

8. He disemboweled the remaining terrorist with his bare hands, ate his heart and belched fire. (Ok, that part was made up but totally believable after that story.)