Forget all those sissy flavors like bubblegum and pina coloda…

Try Jelly Belly’s new MANLY Flavors!

Now I’m not saying that cleaning the kitchen is a ladies job but there is one thing I am sure of.

Kitchen cleaning is not manly!

But it could be with this product.

Though Valentines day is a corporate holiday and we shouldn’t have to recognize it, the ladies aren’t putting out unless they get their chocolate, flowers and a months salary worth of tennis bracelet.

But what about us?

Put down those scissors and sewing needles.

We don’t want a scrapbook of our first kisses.

Get a Mandle!

With scents like Bacon Jalapeno Cheeseburger, Peel Outs and Fear…how could you go wrong?

Sometimes real men need a little more than a cup of coffee to get them ready for the morning.

Like a punch in the face.

And if self-inflicted pain isn’t your…cup of tea, how about taking out that co-worker thats taking too long in front of the coffee pot trying to decide over hazelnut and mocha frappasissy.

Either way, The Punch Mug is the answer.

Making every morning, a manly morning.

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Unfortunately this product is not for sale but can be seen at designboom.com

Shovels are for people who are afraid of doing things the Man Way.

Which would explain why this old ad for removing ice and snow from your walkways and paths with the use of a FLAMETHROWER is not around today.

C’mon men, step up. Whyy do back-breaking labor when you can do it easier and with FIRE!

Not to mention you could probably grill some steaks after you finish the drive-way.

I say bring back the Flame Gun.

When it comes to home furnishing, milk crates and stainless steel can be enough to make a man happy.

But if you got the money to Man-itize your home, then here is a product for you. (We say Man-itize, we don’t say decorate.)

Curvy, shiny, culturally inspired door handles are for chicks.

Men should have handles that remind intruders that if the door is packing heat, they don’t even wanna know what’s waiting for them on the other side.

That’s where BulletKnob comes in.

Because sometimes it takes a little firepower to open a door.

Sometimes it gets cold.

But no man is his right mind is gonna throw on a scarf.

Until now.

No longer available at Etsy.com, but maybe again someday soon.

Jay Leno revealed an awesome invention for Lazy Dads, but if you ask me…this is a MAN poduct!

A candy bar that resembles a beautiful woman and compliments your manliness. That’s the perfect chocolate treat for men.

Some of you have dreams of being manly. Or maybe you are manly deep down inside but you just don’t have the physical tools that the real manly men are born with.

Here is one way you can help improve your visual manliness.

The Chest Wig.

Don’t buy into those fashion magazines with their manscaping tips. In fact…you shouldn’t even be reading those you should be using them for kindling at your meat-only BBQ Sports Party.

Real men don’t shave, wax or laser remove any hair. They cherish their long flowing manes. This is the same hair that helped the caveman survive harsh winters. If snowflakes were made of testosterone, we’d each be manly hair covered snowflakes with our individual patterns of growth.

So if you weren’t blessed with man-fur, do yourself a favor and buy the Chest Wig.

Your new swimsuit model girlfriend will thank you for it!