Jay Herrod of Clinton, Lousiana likes to mow lawns.

He takes pride in his landscaping and even owns a rideable lawnmower.

A true staple of the American Dream.

He has a beer belly.

Yet another mark of a good ol’ boy.

He may look and act like a regular Joe…

…but he has made a fatal Man mistake.

Due to what he calls a “medical condition”, Jay has decided that jeans, pants and even shorts would not be enough to fight this malady of his.

So the dude wears a skirt.

You heard me right, a SKIRT.

And all because of “swamp ass”.

While his landscaping customers don’t seem to mind, the municipal authorities have cited him for indecency but he is so against pants that he demands the rule doesn’t apply to him because of his medical condition and even has a doctor’s note to prove it.

Jay Herrod, I hope they do more than cite you, I hope they suspend your Man License.

As men we have to look at what our scientists are doing to make our lives better and more manly.

Like when they develop new ways make beer stay cold longer, or when they add even more buttons to our remote controls.

But sometimes one of them slips up and does something to affect everything we hold dear. That’s when we beat the crap out of them with a beaker and a bunsen burner.

Like whatever scientist came up with a bra that makes boobs bounce LESS.

Sure, it might be something to help women feel less awkward while running and possibly even offer some benefit physically.

But damn it, women jog so men will watch and men watch to see bouncing breasts. It’s nature and sometimes science should just back off and let it be.