Bumping around the web looking for boobs and yelling at people in car forums has taught me one thing. The cooler and more manly your name or avatar or what ever you call it, the more people respect your opinion.

I need a new name / nym / avatar / whatever you call it. I had some ideas, but I’m not sure what the hell to call myself. It’s gotta be manly, it’s gotta be tough, it’s gotta be rugged.

Here are some DAMN manly names to use for inspiration:

• Dick Pound
• Dick Masterson
• Captain Thundercock

Here are some ideas I was kicking around

• Maximus Fightmaster Van Damme (which I named a kitten but then had to eat it because it was hurting my man-cred)
• Magnusson Steele (Quite possibly a porn star though, will have to check into it)
• Ballzie (think Fonzie but with larger testicles)
• Manela Manderson (like Pamela Anderson but filled with MAN…oh no, nevermind)
• Slate Thornhammer (might be a little too Dungeon and Dragon-y)
• Dick Jager (a Jager Bomb for the ladies)
• Rocky Dildoa (just cuz I think its funny)
• Manny Manson McMan (it just seems right)

What do you think? Any of them names manly enough for this blog? You got any other ideas of some real manly names?

I’m a big fan of being a man. I mean BIG fan. Today, a manly shout out is well deserved.

This blog is for you Dick Masterson at menarebetterthanwomen.com. You are hands down the world’s biggest, and best male chauvinist.

I mean seriously, how AWESOME is this? He was on Dr. Phil!! (video below)

Dude, if women reject you for your manliness just let me know. I’m not above pretending I am sensitive to get some hand me downs!

At the top of the MAN list there are Boobs and there is Bacon. It’s about time they were combined.

Boobs + Bacon = Best Bra Ever!

At least until they develop a bacon bra that shoots beer from the nipples.

Forget all those sissy flavors like bubblegum and pina coloda…

Try Jelly Belly’s new MANLY Flavors!

I’ve seen guys lay down a motorcycle but never a horse.

This is MANtastic!

There is something about this photo.

It’s mesmerizing.

Something about it speaks to me and says the word “manly” like a hushed whisper across the plains.

Maybe the man is a gigolo or he has a thing for much older women?

I’ll leave it to you, the readers to make your own judgements but I am in awe over it.

Please, any information on this photo would be awesome.

I’ve decided that I’m voting for Vince McMahon (McMAN!) for president.

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton would never make this place as manly as it should so I’m going with someone who might have the balls to change our country.

Here is my idea for the first step.

The NEW map of the United States of A-MAN-ica!

(Click for full view) 

Now I’m not saying that cleaning the kitchen is a ladies job but there is one thing I am sure of.

Kitchen cleaning is not manly!

But it could be with this product.

When regular table sports are not manly enough for you…just add POWER TOOLS!

Former marine and wolf expert, Shaun Ellis defines manliness.

How many of you would go face to face with a wolf over the fallen carcass.