The government is giving us money to put back into the economy and what better way to do that then spending it on MAN stuff. Get out there and help America and MANliness at the same time!

5. Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps

Maybe the guy behind you didn’t realize that a Real Man who doesn’t take any crap is driving that dump truck in front of them. Let em’ know you hate people who drive too close (and also pesky varmints).

4. An Over-sized Kettlebell

Some say the secret behind a manly looking physique is the kettlebell. So why not take it a step further and buy yourself an over-sized one. Then you are sure to be twice as manly.

4. An Authentic Viking Helmet

It’s illegal to pillage and plunder anymore but it is totally legal to look like a bad ass viking. And don’t go for the cheap plastic. It’s impossible to open a beer with those.

2. A Realistic Punching Dummy

Punching a bag is alright but its better to put a face to the ass-kicking. Plus you can always dress it in a suit to simulate beating the crap outta your boss.

1. Lifetime Supply of Fake Mustaches

Mustaches. One thing that has always been a Men Only fashion (except in Russia). The problem is mustache styles can be as different as the clothes you wear. With a lifetime supply of fake mustaches you could wear flannel and Armani in the same week.

I know what you’re saying…how can anything be more manly than the last edition of Manly Jelly Beans?

Or how does a posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?

It just does.

The funny guys at Holy Taco visit the Shangri-la…also known as the Budweiser Brewery to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition.

Thank Zeus that’s over!

I know, there has been a lot of posts about bacon lately and I admit that.

But as a man, we are prone to having a one track mind and lately it has been on one track and that track is made completely out of bacon.

Occasionally it has been boobs and explosions, but mostly bacon.

So while I make no promises when it comes to the world’s most delicious meat, this is the last post about bacon for a little while.

Maybe.

Enjoy.

(Click the thumbnail for the Bacon Flowchart) 

Slipknot

or

GWAR

It’s about time we start suspending some Man Licenses.

There are too many of you out there that don’t value what it is to be a MAN.

So this is the first of many to have their Man License…SUSPENDED!

I found the ultimate bacon guide and it looks like I’m having bacon-wrapped tater tots for dinner tonight.

This blog has links to 50 different ways to use bacon.

Here are some of my sure-to-be favorites…

The Bacon-Wrapped Deep Fried Hot Dog

Bacon Popcorn

Bacon-Cheese Fundido

and the aforementioned Bacon-Wrapped Tater Tots

You can rest of the 50 Uses at StartCooking.com

Now excuse me while I put my heart to the test with all these new Bacon Masterpieces.

Can you think of a part that you wouldn’t eat?

I sure can’t.

My last blog revealed how great I thought steak was and today is no different.

A co-worker of mine saw that I was eating a steak and bacon sandwich and asked me if steak-bacon (if it was real) would be my favorite food ever.

I replied to him that it would indeed be my favorite mythical food and that I would treasure it always.

He then asked me if I would marry Steak-Bacon.

I told him “Yes” and every question about Steak-Bacon would also be an affirmative.

I told him I would not only marry Steak-Bacon, I would introduce it to my parents and meet Steak-Bacons parents as well.

That is when he realized what I was up to.

He accused me of only agreeing to meet Steak-Bacons’ parents with the intent eating them.

I admitted it. He asked me if Steak-Bacon and I would have children and if I would even think of eating them.

To that I replied “No.”, I would not eat my Steak-Bacon children but what I would do is support them and hope that someday they would meet someone special, preferrably Gravy so that they could produce grandbabies made from Steak-Bacon and Gravy.

And then I would eat them.

Finally when my dear co-worker decided to get a little personal with his line of questions he asked, “Would you spoon your Steak-Bacon?”.

And thats when I told him…
“You don’t spoon Steak-Bacon…you fork the sh*t out of it.”

Those are two of my biggest weaknesses (At least in the food category).

I spent a majority of my tax refund on both. Luckily milkshakes are cheaper and you could ask my co-workers what I had for lunch almost every day for the past couple months.

But what if you could have both?

I call mine “Shteak”!

Mmmmmm….

What would you combine to make your dream food?